Here's how being a nudist saves you cash:
- spend less doing laundry
- your clothes last longer so you don't buy clothes as often
- you don't have to crank the AC cause you're not wearing clothes!
- you get some sun and Vitamin D so you save on health costs
- you don't have as much stuff, I guess cause you don't have pockets for it! heh
- you don't grow up to be a social disaster cause you are not "materially oriented"
- you have less stress that others, which leads to better health